David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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