Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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