physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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