think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
