margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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