garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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