the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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