If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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