We won't sleep together?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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