go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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