so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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