Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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