Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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