So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
you made out with another girl for some wings
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
