white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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