it was like his penis was on wheels.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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