I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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