Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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