That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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