Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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