Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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