i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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