you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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