Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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