Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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