I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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