Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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