I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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