A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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