I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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