Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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