So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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