I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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