I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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