its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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