your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Dear god my vagina.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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