her vagine was all disorganized.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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