its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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