She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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