why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this will be a night to untag.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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