How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
