David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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