i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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