I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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