It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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