I feel like I'm in dance class right now
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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