Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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