: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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