does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
