next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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