I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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