honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
