Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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