Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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